OMG GUYS…..DID ANYONE ELSE FIND IT THE LEAST BIT STRANGE THAT MAL KNOWS SPANISH? I MEAN HES SUPPOSED TO BE THIS EVIL PERSONALITY CREATED OUT OF THE DARKNESS IN MIKE’S HEART!!!…….
you know what this means….Mike failed his spanish class and pooled his negative emotions into Mal
long live the queen
that sounds exactly like something both of them would do
Last Tuesday Night
Yeah Heather was really pissed
And the plant made love to Chris
I think Courtney and Cameron kissed
Last Tuesday night
Yeah Mal was being bad
And Scott ate dirt because he was sad
It was the best cake Duncan ever had
Last Tuesday night
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
everyone i found my new favorite website sorry tvtropes
The tagline is “your #1 source for #2”
Day 1082 - 18 November 2013
with a dash of positivity
THAT IS ADORABLE
siriusly-thats-riddikulus asked: ok here's betting that mike hit his growth spurt in juvie
Phht, and I JUST wrote a thing where he’s still tiny right out of juvie simply because I wanted to put him in a giant sweater.
I could see it being interesting in juvie, though - he starts off as this tiny little thing, but he’s still a tiny little thing who knows how to make effective threats with a plastic butter knife. Everyone already fears Mal before he starts growing, but him practically doubling in height and therefore becoming more capable in a fist fight makes things even worse.
Mal enjoys this, though. It was very hard for him to be properly threatening when he was small and weak and his host’s voice hadn’t dropped yet.
man it’s been a while since I’ve gotten time for tumblr
just watched All Stars episode 10
yeah I saw the Eviler Than Thou coming from a mile away
also it is hilarious to remember there was once a time when Scott was a legitimate threat