Going through Mike’s wiki page through Gizoogle is the best decision I’ve ever made.
I’m going to spend hours on this aren’t I
I don’t think I’ll ever stop associating both fire and phoenixes with Mal and you know what, I don’t care
Mike thought Mal was gone, but he suddenly rose back up in a blaze of fire… huh. Always had the fire connection, now I’m taking the phoenix motif, too. Thanks!
(Why am I just catching this, am I slow XD
Mike fans this is very offensive to the city of Phoenix, Arizona
which is only a jerk in the summer
this changes everything oh my god
do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?
I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over
I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”
Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.
If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds
If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.
I can’t drive.
I will use this post to explain tumblr
clone-cody said: GO GIZOOGLE MIKE'S WIKI PAGE
“Mike, labeled Da Multiple Personalitizzle Disorder, was a cold-ass lil camper on Total Drama: Revenge of tha Island as a gangmember of tha Mutant Maggots yo. Dude returned as a cold-ass lil contestant fo’ Total Drama All-Stars as a gangmember of tha Heroic Hamsters, n’ was a gangbangin’ finalist of tha season. I aint talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy biatch. Under tha control of his wild lil’ fuckin evil alternate personality, Mal, da thug was also tha main antagonist.”
This is fine literature
I’m now imagining the Heroic Hamsters as gang members
…Least threatening name for a gang ever. XD
This demands fanart.
"If we accelerate the cart so that it can travel at a high enough velocity to break open this wall, we can make it to the next part of the challenge!"
please read the back of this bootleg shrek dvd jesus christ
no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.
This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.